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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 17:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Google, Meta and Snap think this tech is the next big thing - CNN

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

How do I monetize my email list with BeeHiiv?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

One of the Best Xbox Series X Games Is $56 Off Right Now - ComicBook.com

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How to watch Apple’s WWDC 2025 keynote - TechCrunch

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

What is the correct way to say "you're welcome" in French? Is it "de rien" or something else, and if so, what is it exactly (including accent marks)?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Jaw-Dropping Explosions on The Sun Captured in First NASA PUNCH Images - ScienceAlert

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Scientists are attempting to resurrect the woolly mammoth but have just brought an unusual creature to life. - Stewartville Star

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

A New Study Reveals What Happens When You Drink Coffee Every Day - AOL.com

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

No go.

This crab emits light from its forehead, and scientists have tried to figure out why. - Farmingdale Observer

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Scoop: Every Senate Dem demands Trump withdraw military from Los Angeles - Axios

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Russia’s central bank cuts interest rates for first time since 2022 - Financial Times

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is Russia’s evacuation of navy ships from Syria a sign of declining influence in the Middle East?